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 Post subject: Malort hand sanitizer
PostPosted: Tue Mar 24, 2020 5:00 pm 
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Fellow Moai
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Still undrinkable.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 12:20 pm 
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At last, a good use for Malort! :lol:

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 11:02 pm 
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Probably better than actual Malort. I'll have to try it.


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 1:33 pm 
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Glad I've never had the opportunity to try it.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 1:36 pm 
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Damnnnnnnnnn - That's just plain AWESOME!!!!

And, yes, equally undrinkable to the usual Malort!

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:25 pm 
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Not sure how I feel about this. I had a cocktail at Archipelago with Malort in it that was actually pretty decent.


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 03, 2020 8:43 pm 
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I don't mind the occasional splash of Malort. It's quite a bit like some Italian aperols - only sorta smashed up with a bit of Aquavit.

It's nice with a bit of seltzer and a squeeze or orange or grapefruit.

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