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Does the lab know the Goat has been in the juice????

http://www.denverpost.com/breakingnews/ci_19114130

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You all are starting to talk like a bunch of pretentious modern day Beau Brummells.

It's the only way Bargoyle can get' em to hold still.

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To Roger.

You beat me to it. There's even an article about it on BBC.com:
Prize Winning Colorado Goat in Doping Row

There's a nice pictured of the goat on the BBC page. He's CUTE!

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"Zimbabwe's Shona people believe mermaids are fearsome enchantresses capable of wreaking vengeance on wrongdoers." -- HARARE, Zimbabwe

Urine testing goats at the Colorado state fair must be a talking point on someone's resume.

You would think they would keep a good eye on their feed at these competitions. I know some horse people who truck in their own water to shows.

Maybe cocktail competitions need a screening test for performance enhancers at the higher levels.

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Set a course for the Foc's'le Lounge!

Excrementus Cadaemus

Stollen Swiss far-right party mascot goat found painted black

"Zottel is still "a bit in shock", owner Ernst Schibli says"

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"Zimbabwe's Shona people believe mermaids are fearsome enchantresses capable of wreaking vengeance on wrongdoers." -- HARARE, Zimbabwe

A friend of mine used to help with urine tests at horse shows. Of the horses. Glamor.

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A toast to my friends Roger, Rob, and Rugby Matt. Aloha au iā ‘oe.

My hen looks up to the State Fair contestants and winners...what a let down!

I passed my urine test with flying colors -- mostly yellow.

"Irish Town Honors His Goatness

In the town of Killorglin in County Kerry, the reins of power are handed to a wild billy goat once a year. It's an opportunity for the people to let out their inner beast -- and for tourists to party the night away, writes reader Desmond F. Kelly.

The crowning of a king has always been cause for celebration. In the small town of Killorglin in the south-west corner of Ireland, it still is -- with a hitch. The king in question is a goat.

"King Puck" is one of the last regents of Ireland, though his reign is a short one -- from August 10 to 12 every year. Nevertheless, the small Irish town of Killorglin (about 100 km. from Cork) has been crowing King Puck since (officially) 1610. The goat-fawning fair is one of the oldest of Ireland's traditional rural celebrations -- and one of its better known.

Still, despite the fair's fame, its origins are somewhat unclear. One theory has the fair dating back to pagan times. Puck, as the male goat is called, could have been seen as a symbol of fertility for a late summer harvest festival.

The more modern theory is that King Puck is a celebration of the fact that a herd of goats, which had been grazing in the countryside nearby, were scared up by pillaging “Roundheads,” the soldiers of Oliver Cromwell. One goat galloped off towards the town in a state of fear, thus alerting the townspeople to the approaching danger. (A third, and less romantic, version involves legal loopholes, greedy landlords and tax evasion.)"

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To Roger.

That juiced up goat makes Hickenlooper look old!!! DAMN.

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Yea, the night life it ain't no good life, ahh, but it's my life.

This just in from Facebook:

My cousin's friend's goat.
My cousin also has a goat.

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-Don

The labs continue to work on a more efficient and lethal version of the goat.
He is out latest prototype.

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To Roger.

ROFLMAO! OMG!!!!!!!

...and that's "OH MY GOAT!", not that other deity.

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Maybe we should rethink having a lab located in the sticks of Georgia.

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To Roger.

That's just the "Perimeter Police"...no cause for alarm here...

Nothing to see!

Crazed! A 14-year-old Utah boy claims he was attacked by this goat named "Voldemort."



http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nationa ... -1.1202781

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You all are starting to talk like a bunch of pretentious modern day Beau Brummells.

and for all your goat news needs...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/news/goats/

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You all are starting to talk like a bunch of pretentious modern day Beau Brummells.

goatye

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A toast to my friend Roger.

everyone eats pork™

Happy Goat Trauma Awareness Month

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Sometimes it's dark and stormy in my porthole.

Namaste-ake.

There's some gold in there.
Goat Possession: http://www.goat-trauma.org/news/possessed.shtml

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To Roger.

There's more than just gold in there Hi-Fi...

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FOM MC - VP

I'm why you can't have nice things

Um, guys? Might I point out you are making the initiates (including me!!!) a bit nervous.

Just saying

Just a bit?

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To Roger.

Metal undergarments?

Don't show any weakness, that just encourages them (the goat and the Fellows).

-Rev

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To taua na Moai!