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Johnny Dollar
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i totally want one of these.

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Found these on the local Craigslist

https://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/zip/6134246584.html

...though I am not a fan of giving away free animals - so it will be flagged.

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Aw! This lady has a special place amongst goatkind

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Saw that one in the news. Same thing can happen in humans, but is extremely rare.
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Why does Google News keep offering up articles about Goat Yoga?

You're all getting them too, right? It isn't just me.

Just me, huh?

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Downward goat yoga

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/video/goat-yoga-47503741

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Breaking and entering! Bad goat!

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A Tongariki Chapter initiation ritual goes horribly awry!
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Sheriff: Man helped give goat whiskey, cocaine
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GRAYSON, Ga. – A man Georgia authorities say participated in forcing a goat to ingest whiskey and cocaine has been charged with aggravated cruelty to animals.

The Gwinnett County Sheriff's Office said in a statement 28-year-old Sergio Palomares-Guzman was arrested Feb. 15 in connection with a videotaped incident believed to be from early January.

The sheriff's office says Palomares-Guzman lived on a ranch where he worked as a horse trainer. The release says video shows him holding the goat's horns and forcing its mouth open while another man gives it substances. That man and a third suspect remain unidentified.

The sheriff's office says the goat is healthy and has since been adopted.

It's unclear whether Palomares-Guzman has a lawyer. Online jail records say he's being held for the Immigration and Customs Enforcement agency.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/02/20/sh ... caine.html

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Did you know there is a "Garbage Goat" in Spokane WA?! I was there recently but could not visit the garbage goat because the area was being renovated - darn!

https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/gar ... oat-statue

However, I did get a photo in Leavenworth WA with a statue that includes a mountain goat.

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PostPosted: Tue May 29, 2018 9:11 am 
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omg we found an EVIL PETTING ZOO near us, and it is chock full with a horde of goats.

not jut pygmy goats either, but full-size sedan goats.

goaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!!!

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Don't the Kahikis have an initiation ritual coming up soon? Nice timing on finding a new supply. :thumbsup:

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CowtownKahuna wrote:
Don't the Kahikis have an initiation ritual coming up soon? Nice timing on finding a new supply. :thumbsup:


Goat Supply is my new Air Supply cover band name.

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We do not condone this sort of behavior in regards to goats!

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oy.

i saw some skinned goat heads for sale in a market once. they looked like Jar Jar Binks.

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Would a cow's tongue have been as effective?

"A person from middle suburbia was shocked when they reurned to their minivan to find a five pound brick of ground beef on the hood." "The horror of coming face to face with 40% fat content ground beef that was not organic or labeled as Angus Beef (tm), triggered the person into a panic attack." "Pat Jones of the middle suburbia neighborhood investigation, oversight and communication group points out that the local mega super market is not licensed to stock ground meat that is less than 75% lean, and that the perpetrators must be from another neighborhood." "The group speculates it could be related to a recent downsizing in domestic staff related to some missing strawberries."

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Kristy was pretty excited about this, so I figure it's due a post: my local minor league baseball team is the Hartford Yard Goats (Rockies AA affiliate, tip o' the fez to former Kahanui). The stadium is decent. There is a goat mascot and goat petting zoo for the young'ns. When the Queequegs see a game I'll take pics.


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GOAT CIDER GOAT CIDER

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WISHING YOU A HAPPY YULE GOAT!

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