The Islands of the Fraternal Order of Moai

I need a omni hut mug

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Unfortunately the Omni Hut has closed it's doors.

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A toast to Roger

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What happen here i can't understand.

OK back to what I was saying I need a Omni hut mug

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I need a decent slice of Key Lime pie.


And not with that thicker, almost gelatinous filling.
It better have the creamier texture and the whipped cream topping.
If you come at me with that meringue shit, I will dropkick you.
And your pie.

Right there sunshine.....that's a decent slice of Key Lime pie.

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We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold.

FOM MC
President
Viva El Scroties!

Also, how hard is it to get a good cinematic version of Richard Matheson's "I am Legend"?
I mean, honestly...they've filmed the damn thing 4 times already and have yet to get it right.

What's the problem??
It's all right there...black and white...the heavy lifting is done.
Just film the damn thing as it's written.

The next person to cast Will Smith is getting drop kicked right in the pie.

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We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold.

FOM MC
President
Viva El Scroties!

And while we're on the subject of things I want, howabout bringing back those fuzzy toilet seat covers?



and wood paneling.



and tuna noodle casserole!
What the hell ever happened to tuna noodle casserole???

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We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold.

FOM MC
President
Viva El Scroties!

Since the filling of key lime pie uses egg yolk, it only makes sense that it can be topped with meringue without having to fear insult or oppression.

What did happen to tuna noodle cassarole? Did a generation of people forget how to stretch a buck on family meals that are both tasty and filling?

Sent from somewhere exotic

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FOM MC original

Excrementus Cadaemus

You know what else uses egg yolk?
Virtually everything.
And I swear to holy guacamole, if you come at me with a plate of fried chicken topped with meringue, I will drop kick you.
Conversely, if you deliver a warm stack of fluffy pancakes with a generous dollop of whipped cream, I'll tongue kiss you.

The choice is yours.

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We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold.

FOM MC
President
Viva El Scroties!

You promised that on the Berkshire ride forthe Belgian waffles with fresh whipped cream and warm apple compote.

Just because you think egg whites are only for frescos and tempura paint doesn't mean they ruin food. It is a viable option. Even on fried chicken.

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FOM MC original

Excrementus Cadaemus

First of all, you can not eat fried chicken with an egg.
That's just cruel.
Why don't you just make fun of the chicken's mother before you eat it - and its offspring.
Maybe kick it in the balls just for good measure.

You don't eat a hamburger while drinking a glass of milk, do you?
...maybe you do...because we all know about you and your unrelenting genocidal campaign against cows.
Not content to just remove a few buttholes with surgical accuracy...no....you've got to wipe out an entire species....sicko.

And as for the Berkshire ride, we NEVER discuss MC business in front of the losers...err...others....
MC prattle among the cagers is strictly taboo and you know this.

Remember what happened to the last Road Captain?

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We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold.

FOM MC
President
Viva El Scroties!

Drinking milk with a hamburger is not as bad as a cheeseburger alone. Neither approach having a white Russian with a steak. Criminal.

I don't believe in using an egg wash when dredging fried chicken. That is some fancy city way of cooking. If you start doing that, it's a quick slide into pressure cooking broaster frier ovens and hfcs addiction.

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FOM MC original

Excrementus Cadaemus

Who drinks a White Russian while eating steak?
Who?
Specifically...I want names....probably the same people that order steak well done and then put ketchup on it.
Those people should be visibly branded with an easy to identify mark so we know to avoid them at all costs.

But speaking of steak, I see you side stepped the cattle mutilation accusations....again.
We all know it's you Doug.
Your bovine blood lust can not be satiated.
You even slaughtered the inflatable cows we had at Scroties Petting Zoo.

I have evidence.

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We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold.

FOM MC
President
Viva El Scroties!

Hey BlondDi any sign that the restaurant will be selling off excess stock or decor? That’s probably the best hope for mugs appearing in the wild at decent price.

-Rev

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To taua na Moai!

Excuse me Rev,
foredeckape and I are talking.

Please take your Omni Hut mug conversation to the appropriate thread.

Jeez....some people.....so rude.....

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We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold.

FOM MC
President
Viva El Scroties!

It's as if they were raised by wolves; thread jacking a jacked thread.

Did you ever notice the Rev never posts pictures of his steak dinners? This could mean one of two things: closet vegan or well-done-w/catsup washed down with a white Russian. Not casting acquisitions, however, lacking any any evidence of being a goose, it must be a duck.

Btw, amature bovine field corrective/plastic surgery is not simple cow mutilation, it is an art and a hobby with the positive side benefits of reducing the percentage of cereal fillers in hot dogs.

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FOM MC original

Excrementus Cadaemus

You better hope there are no inflatable Flying Saucers who will abduct your fancy cow and do weird experiments...

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The Devil doesn't own my soul. He just leases it from time to time with an option to buy.

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Amateur Bovine Field Corrective Plastic Surgery is Johnny Dollar's new band name.

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We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold.

FOM MC
President
Viva El Scroties!

Oh is that what the kids are calling it these days?

-Rev

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To taua na Moai!

The kids can't imagine it, let alone call it anything.

Just as you have discovered that there is no word in kid language for vegan white Russian, kids have no word for amateur bovine corrective field surgery.

Sent from somewhere exotic

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FOM MC original

Excrementus Cadaemus

So glad I bought both the purple and brown Omni Hut mugs and also got a menu when I went there. Sucks that it closed though.

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hey Bob6, now we where know where to get an Omni Hut mug!

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A toast to my friend Roger.

everyone eats pork™

You must choose wisely!

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and seriously, what prima donna burglaaar has a pristine gold-plated crowbar?

is this a bespoke home invasion service for the privileged?

lolol

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A toast to my friend Roger.

everyone eats pork™