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Author:  Bob6 [ Mon May 11, 2020 10:53 pm ]
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Who has a good joke ..

Author:  tikixof [ Tue May 12, 2020 10:14 pm ]
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Bob6 wrote:
Who has a good joke ..
Knock knock


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Author:  Kiani [ Tue May 12, 2020 11:30 pm ]
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Qui est la?

Author:  leisure master [ Wed May 13, 2020 11:58 am ]
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Here's an older thread that could use some new life....

viewtopic.php?f=7&t=15421&hilit=random

Author:  E33 [ Wed May 13, 2020 1:03 pm ]
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leisure master wrote:
Here's an older thread that could use some new life....

viewtopic.php?f=7&t=15421&hilit=random

True, but that's a fellows only forum. No reason the tourists and initiates should miss out on some jokes here. So post em if you got em.

Author:  the mighty OZ [ Wed May 13, 2020 4:27 pm ]
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A cruise ship passes by a remote island, and all the passengers see a bearded man with an eyepatch running around and waving his arms wildly.

“Captain,” one passenger asks, “who is that man over there?”

“I have no idea,” the captain says, “but he goes nuts every year when we pass him.”

Author:  Savage Patty [ Sun May 31, 2020 11:56 pm ]
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What’s brown and sticky?

Author:  mr_melvis [ Mon Jun 01, 2020 9:59 am ]
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Guy comes home from work and sees his 50 year old wife preening and posing in front of a mirror in a very scanty outfit.
"Doris! What are you doing?"
"Sam - I just got home from the doctor from my annual checkup. He says I have the body of a 30 year old, the hair of a 25 year old and the skin of a 20 year old!"
"Oh yeah? So what did he say about your big fat ass?"
"Sam - your name never came up!"

Author:  MadMex [ Tue Jun 02, 2020 3:09 pm ]
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leisure master wrote:
Here's an older thread that could use some new life....


Thread Necromancy - :wowza:
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Author:  Savage Patty [ Wed Jun 03, 2020 11:07 pm ]
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What’s the difference between a Necromancer and a Necrophiliac?

Author:  Savage Patty [ Wed Jun 03, 2020 11:13 pm ]
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mr_melvis wrote:
He says I have the body of a 30 year old, the hair of a 25 year old and the skin of a 20 year old!"

Dude, that inappropriate medical professional(?)-slash-creep wants to fuck your wife.

And you realize of course, MM, that joke is about younger people than us, right? HA HA, kids these days...

Author:  Savage Patty [ Wed Jun 03, 2020 11:20 pm ]
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mr_melvis wrote:
...I have the body of a 30 year old, the hair of a 25 year old and the skin of a 20 year old!"

OR, he's on to the fact that your wife is a Dahmer-esque type, keeping sone parts in the beer fridge.
Maybe a pretty cool Ed Gein leg lamp with hair shade?

OR -- maybe she's got something up in the lab, on the slab (with a tan!) Look out, Sam.

Author:  mr_melvis [ Thu Jun 04, 2020 9:56 am ]
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Savage Patty wrote:
mr_melvis wrote:
...I have the body of a 30 year old, the hair of a 25 year old and the skin of a 20 year old!"

OR, he's on to the fact that your wife is a Dahmer-esque type, keeping sone parts in the beer fridge.
Maybe a pretty cool Ed Gein leg lamp with hair shade?

OR -- maybe she's got something up in the lab, on the slab (with a tan!) Look out, Sam.

https://media.giphy.com/media/XMFxEpeOSDNGE/giphy.mp4

Author:  SqueakyTiki [ Fri Jun 12, 2020 9:02 pm ]
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Savage Patty wrote:
What’s brown and sticky?


A stick?

Author:  SqueakyTiki [ Fri Jun 12, 2020 9:04 pm ]
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Be warned, this one is pretty tasteless...

What's the difference between a baby and an 8-ball of coke?
Eric Clapton would never let an 8-ball of coke fall out a window.

Author:  MadMex [ Wed Jul 01, 2020 12:34 pm ]
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Savage Patty wrote:
mr_melvis wrote:
...I have the body of a 30 year old, the hair of a 25 year old and the skin of a 20 year old!"

OR, he's on to the fact that your wife is a Dahmer-esque type, keeping sone parts in the beer fridge.
Maybe a pretty cool Ed Gein leg lamp with hair shade?

OR -- maybe she's got something up in the lab, on the slab (with a tan!) Look out, Sam.


Alice Cooper - Cold Ethyl :thumbsup:
Video: https://youtu.be/XtinXsXWeaA

Author:  CowtownKahuna [ Wed Jul 01, 2020 3:35 pm ]
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A grasshopper walks into a bar and hops up on a stool.
The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"
To which the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named Murray?"

Author:  CowtownKahuna [ Wed Jul 01, 2020 3:37 pm ]
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Let's get the musician/light bulb jokes out of the way.

Q: How many guitar players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 10. One to do it and nine to stand around and talk about how they could have done it better.

Q: How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 10. One to do it and nine to stand around and talk about how Neil Pert could have done it better.

Q: How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. They have machines to do that now.

Q: How many bass players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one, but you've gotta show him TEN FUCKING TIMES!

Q: How many lead singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one. He holds on to the light bulb and the world revolves around him.

Q: What's the difference between a dead trombonerist in the middle of the road and a dead snake in the middle of the road?
A: The snake was on his way to a gig.

Q: How do you know whan a drummer's at your front door?
A: The knock keeps speeding up and slowing down, and he doesn't know when to come in.

Q: What's the last thing a stripper does to her asshole before work?
A: Hands him his sticks and drops him off at practice.

Author:  CowtownKahuna [ Wed Jul 01, 2020 3:42 pm ]
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Did you hear the one about the anorexic nymphomaniac?

She swallowed an olive and five guys left town.

Author:  FLIP [ Thu Jul 02, 2020 4:06 pm ]
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Botox used to be big deal...Botox this and Botox that...
Nowadays, no one even raises an eyebrow.

Author:  Chip and Andy [ Thu Jul 02, 2020 11:10 pm ]
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A Monk, A Priest, and a Rabbit walk into a bar. The rabbit says I'm only here because of auto-correct.

Author:  Bob6 [ Fri Jul 03, 2020 11:26 am ]
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tikixof wrote:
Bob6 wrote:
Who has a good joke ..
Knock knock


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Who’s there?

Author:  the mighty OZ [ Fri Jul 03, 2020 2:37 pm ]
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A cowboy buys a horse from the town pastor. The pastor explains, “to make the horse go, you gotta yell, ‘Thank God!’ And to make it stop, yell, ‘Hallelujah.’”
The cowboy rides off. He rides all day and starts to nod off in the saddle when he notices he is about to ride straight over a cliff.
Searching his memory, he yells to the horse, “Hallelujah! Hallelujah!” The horse grinds to a stop just at the edge of the cliff. The cowboy wipes the sweat off his forehead. ”Phew!” the cowboy sighs. “Thank God!”

Author:  MadMex [ Mon Jul 06, 2020 3:01 pm ]
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I think the best joke of all is 2020
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Author:  SqueakyTiki [ Tue Jul 07, 2020 12:19 pm ]
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What do you call an Irish guy on your back deck?
Paddy O'Furniture

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