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 Post subject: Re: Down with Pants
PostPosted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 1:38 am 
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Honui Moai
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OK, folks, just so we've all got this straight: underwear is nothing but very snug no-legged pants.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!


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 Post subject: Re: Down with Pants
PostPosted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 1:53 am 
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Thanks for that warning to the no-pants-newbies. :wink:

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 Post subject: Re: Down with Pants
PostPosted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 3:42 pm 
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Personal Statement: Uptown funk you up
In 1964, Lyndon Johnson needed pants, so he called the Haggar clothing company and asked for some.

http://putthison.com/post/2795418773/in ... -he-called

"The crotch, down where your nuts hang, is always a little too tight."

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 Post subject: Re: Down with Pants
PostPosted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 4:58 pm 
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I need 1 inch for my bunghole!
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 Post subject: Re: Down with Pants
PostPosted: Wed Jan 19, 2011 1:14 pm 
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I know that being the president is stressful, but he fluxuates 15 lbs each month! And who gets the lovely job of letting them out and taking them in every week?!

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 Post subject: Re: Down with Pants
PostPosted: Wed Jan 19, 2011 1:39 pm 
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LuRu wrote:
And who gets the lovely job of letting them out and taking them in every week?!


I believe that would have been Ladybird.

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 Post subject: Re: Down with Pants
PostPosted: Wed Jan 19, 2011 4:10 pm 
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LuRu wrote:
I know that being the president is stressful, but he fluxuates 15 lbs each month! And who gets the lovely job of letting them out and taking them in every week?!


He's the President! Why doesn't he just buy enough pairs of pants to cover sizes in between?

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 Post subject: Re: Down with Pants
PostPosted: Sat Jan 22, 2011 1:11 pm 
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Now INTERNATIONAL No Pants Subway Ride 2011

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 Post subject: Re: Down with Pants
PostPosted: Tue Jan 03, 2012 6:36 pm 
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Time once again to drop trou on the subway.

http://improveverywhere.com/2012/01/03/no-pants-subway-ride-2012-details-for-new-york/

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 Post subject: Re: Down with Pants
PostPosted: Wed Jan 04, 2012 2:06 pm 
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Works for me. I just got my newest kilt last week!


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 Post subject: Re: Down with Pants
PostPosted: Wed Jan 04, 2012 10:04 pm 
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I thought it was a bit odd that my two nieces (age 17 and 19, uberswimmers) decided not to wear pants to Christmas this year. Usually when girls wear part of a bikini, it's shorts and the bikini top...I think our campaign is working!!!

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 Post subject: Re: Down with Pants
PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 4:39 pm 
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tactical duty kilt

http://www.511tactical.com/Tactical-Duty-Kilt.html


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 Post subject: Re: Down with Pants
PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 10:03 pm 
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Personal Statement: Conch ceviche.
Johnny Dollar wrote:

Ooh, somebody gonna get sued by Utilikilts!

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 Post subject: Re: Down with Pants
PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 10:33 pm 
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rev_thumper wrote:
Johnny Dollar wrote:

Ooh, somebody gonna get sued by Utilikilts!

-Rev

I don't always parkour, but when I do I wear a Tactical Duty Kilt. WTF?
From what I read, it was an April Fools joke that, due to popular demand, will likely become a reality.

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 Post subject: Re: Down with Pants
PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 6:43 pm 
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Personal Statement: Uptown funk you up
It's that time again, New Yorkers:

http://improveverywhere.com/2013/01/07/ ... -new-york/

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 Post subject: Re: Down with Pants
PostPosted: Mon Apr 15, 2013 9:57 am 
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Louis CK talking about if he were as rich as Bill Gates...
"One day I would go out and buy all the pants in the world, every pair of pants, and just burn 'em. Fuck everybody, no more pants!"

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 Post subject: Re: Down with Pants
PostPosted: Mon Apr 15, 2013 1:03 pm 
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Sounds like a very wise man.


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 Post subject: Re: Down with Pants
PostPosted: Sat Jun 08, 2013 9:43 pm 
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Personal Statement: Conch ceviche.
Sweden male train drivers wear skirts after shorts row

A dozen male train drivers in Sweden have circumvented a ban on shorts by wearing skirts to work in hot weather.

"The passengers stare at us but so far no-one has said anything - well, not to me, anyway. And I don't mind as it's more about comfort."

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-22828150


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 Post subject: Re: Down with Pants
PostPosted: Sun Jun 09, 2013 3:52 pm 
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Wearing pants can be a significant cause of leg rash and butthurt due to chafing and excessive thermal temperatures.


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 Post subject: Re: Down with Pants
PostPosted: Sun Jun 09, 2013 4:40 pm 
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BourbonTiki wrote:
Wearing pants can be a significant cause of leg rash and butthurt

fixt?

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 Post subject: Re: Down with Pants
PostPosted: Sun Jun 09, 2013 6:02 pm 
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fixt! ;-)

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 Post subject: Re: Down with Pants
PostPosted: Mon Jun 10, 2013 6:58 am 
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The one morning of lovely weather was perfect to break out the new lava lava at Hukilau.


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 Post subject: Re: Down with Pants
PostPosted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 8:45 am 
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another reason pants are evil:

NSFW, i guess...

http://www.cultofweird.com/occult/necropants/


p.s. necropants is my new heavy metal band name.

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 Post subject: Re: Down with Pants
PostPosted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 9:05 am 
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The first release from Necropants, Scrotum Full of Money.

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 Post subject: Re: Down with Pants
PostPosted: Fri Nov 01, 2013 9:13 am 
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