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BourbonTiki
 Post subject: Re: Down with Pants
PostPosted: Fri Nov 01, 2013 9:54 am 
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Pants Off Weekend On....

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Lucky
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 19, 2013 11:11 pm 
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I'm on the FOM for the first time in awhile.
And pants?
I wear none.
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LuRu
 Post subject: Re: Down with Pants
PostPosted: Thu Nov 21, 2013 8:21 pm 
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Lucky wrote:
I'm on the FOM for the first time in awhile.
And pants?
I wear none.

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RumMum
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 25, 2013 5:49 pm 
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Pants - we don't need no stinking pants!

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leisure master
 Post subject: Re: Down with Pants
PostPosted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 3:15 pm 
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this is not helpful to the no pants movement....

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RumJourney
 Post subject: Re: Down with Pants
PostPosted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 6:02 pm 
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Personal Statement: I drank what?
Not acceptable. :wtf:

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Lucky
 Post subject: Re: Down with Pants
PostPosted: Tue Feb 18, 2014 2:58 pm 
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It would appear that at least 79.3% of the time that I'm browsing the FOM, I am not wearing pants. Coincidence?
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rev_thumper
 Post subject: Re: Down with Pants
PostPosted: Mon Mar 03, 2014 1:30 pm 
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Personal Statement: Conch ceviche.
Not surprisingly, the Moai are well prepared for non-tiki events that also require no pants.

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Johnny Dollar
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PostPosted: Tue May 13, 2014 8:04 am 
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Man without pants arrested at Rock Hill Waffle House

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turbogod
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PostPosted: Tue May 13, 2014 1:56 pm 
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TikiKitchen
 Post subject: Re: Down with Pants
PostPosted: Wed May 14, 2014 9:29 am 
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Personal Statement: SPOOOOOON!!!!
Pants are nothing more than a place for my cat to sleep.

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Lucky
 Post subject: Re: Down with Pants
PostPosted: Wed May 14, 2014 6:18 pm 
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Will be ensuring that my guest at Ohana will also not be wearing pants. The wahine is making him a lava lava. Or two.
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rev_thumper
 Post subject: Re: Down with Pants
PostPosted: Thu Oct 23, 2014 12:01 pm 
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Personal Statement: Conch ceviche.
Would you go to jail to secure your right to wear pants?

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In 1938, L.A. woman defied a judge's order and wore slacks in court, earning her a five-day jail sentence.

http://www.latimes.com/local/california/la-me-california-retrospective-20141023-story.html

This was obviously a huge setback for the no pants movement.

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rev_thumper
 Post subject: Re: Down with Pants
PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2015 3:01 pm 
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Personal Statement: Conch ceviche.
Another year gone by....

http://www.timeout.com/newyork/blog/the-annual-no-pants-subway-ride-is-this-sunday
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leisure master
 Post subject: Re: Down with Pants
PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2015 3:52 pm 
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Personal Statement: I choose booze.
rev_thumper wrote:
Another year gone by....

http://www.timeout.com/newyork/blog/the-annual-no-pants-subway-ride-is-this-sunday

Nice to see that it is still a thing, but it is announced and anticipated so broadly now (at least in NYC) that there are no longer any "unsuspecting subway riders" and the whole joke is gone.

Plus it should be cold this weekend...call me when it moves to July [/old man rant]

Boy...what a difference 7 years ( :shock: ) makes.

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Tony Baloney
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 07, 2015 3:55 pm 
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Donde esta los pantalones?

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Johnny Dollar
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 12, 2015 9:40 am 
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Personal Statement: One!... Two!... FIVE!
Bucharest is anti-anti-pants.

http://indianexpress.com/article/world/ ... nts-stunt/

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Lucky
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http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/pa-woman-no-pants-arrested-dui-article-1.2098909

Woooooo! Way to do Pennsylvania proud on the no-pants front, lady!
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kristiki
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Uh oh. :(


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Lucky
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Well screw you, lady!
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foredeckape
 Post subject: Re: Down with Pants
PostPosted: Thu Mar 09, 2017 9:40 am 
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http://www.theonion.com/graphic/carhartt-introduces-rugged-work-thong-9655

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Vince Martini
 Post subject: Re: Down with Pants
PostPosted: Thu Mar 09, 2017 10:41 am 
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Johnny Dollar wrote:
Man without pants arrested at Rock Hill Waffle House


I LOVE THAT BAND!!!

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Vince Martini
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 09, 2017 10:45 am 
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http://www.theonion.com/graphic/carhartt-introduces-rugged-work-thong-9655

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Load up on the lotion! That looks like a rough hewn strap of leather!!!

#chaffing!

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LuRu
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http://www.theonion.com/graphic/carhartt-introduces-rugged-work-thong-9655

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I like that it doubles as a tool belt as well! I could go for leather bikini bottoms with a built in tool belt for a summer Tortuga Tile Works uniform. Maybe not a thong and maybe in softer leather, but this is a really great idea.

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 Post subject: Re: Down with Pants
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LuRu wrote:
foredeckape wrote:
http://www.theonion.com/graphic/carhartt-introduces-rugged-work-thong-9655

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I like that it doubles as a tool belt as well! I could go for leather bikini bottoms with a built in tool belt for a summer Tortuga Tile Works uniform. Maybe not a thong and maybe in softer leather, but this is a really great idea.

I just read someone's Master thesis on bib overalls. It is Iowa.

Will short leather bib overalls with standing front pockets fill the bill?

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