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CowtownKahuna
PostPosted: Fri Dec 13, 2019 9:13 am 
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That was supposed to read "temporal phenomenon", but got auto corrected.

Fuck it. The Temporal Pythons is my new band name.

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The Mayor Of Exotica
PostPosted: Fri Dec 13, 2019 6:38 pm 
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CowtownKahuna wrote:
That was supposed to read "temporal phenomenon", but got auto corrected.

Fuck it. The Temporal Pythons is my new band name.


Clearly the temporal python has already left his handiwork (can I say that about a being with no hands?) in your system. But not to fear, the test monkey is back to his own temporal time, and receives his 5pm Mai Tai on schedule, thanks to Chip.
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Chip and Andy
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Like most albums there was that one good song, the one with the Yngwie kinda guitar work that goes Dweeddle-dee-Dunh-Dunh-Dunhhhhhhhhhhh and then breaks into the intense drum solo. The rest of the album was interesting but I can see why they never broke big.

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The Mayor Of Exotica
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Jolenttine este femeia puternica, este femeia delicata, este femeia independenta, este femeia zambitoare cu suflet mare si inima plina de iubire, este femeia eleganta, este o sportiva inascuta. Jolenttine este mama,
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kristiki
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I ran this through Google Translate. Jolenttine sounds like a winner! :thumbsup:

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Jolenttine is the strong woman, she is the delicate woman, she is the independent woman, she is the smiling woman with a big soul and a heart full of love, she is an elegant woman, she is a born sportswoman. Jolenttine is the mother.

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foredeckape
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If my Baja California Spanish is any indication the translation to 'Strong Woman" might be a euphemism. I read that as "femes puta"

It appears to be an advertisement for some type of service. It is unsure if a donkey or guerrilla suit is involved.

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The Mayor Of Exotica
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it isn't Spanish, at least in the reality we currently inhabit. I'd be remiss if I didn't consider the possibility that Jolenttine is some kind of space hooker from that alternate universe where Kirk and Spock have beards and go around stabbing people. You know, it could happen!
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kristiki
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I think (or rather Google thinks) it’s Romanian.

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The Mayor Of Exotica
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Ah, of course, a Romanian Space Hooker! Why didn't I think of that??
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