Aloha!

After examining the Astronomical Calculator of the Gods and paying this year's bar tab Tagata A'o KukuAhu has announced that the dates for the fifth annual Hot Rod Hula Hop will be August 7-8, 2009.

Presented by the Fraternal Order of Moai the Hop "has become one of the Midwest's most anticipated Tiki-themed events," according to Tiki magazine. If the third time is a charm then the fifth time will be a blast, so mark your calendar now and stay tuned...

Mahalo,

— Tagata Maori Rogorogo