The Walking Moai at the #1 MS Walk team in Maine and have until May 31 to reach their goal of raising $10,000 for the Multiple Sclerosis Society, can you help? more »

Readers want to know: What are the F.O.M. Test Labs? What do they do there and does it involve human cloning? Why do you have a zombie suppression unit? more »

Team Queequeg has four days to raise $2,000 more in order to reach their ambitious $10,000 fundraising goal. Can they do it? Can you help? more »

We have important news from F.O.M. Test Labs where the Moai are making the world a better place in the past, present, and future... but not necessarily in that order. more »

Ohana is pleased to announce the addition of the Cocktail Preachers to our entertainment bill. Book your tickets by April 30th and get a free souvenir glass! Join us September 18-20, 2009! more »

We can't say it enough, if you really want to know the Moai then you need to meet us in person. If you are considering becoming an Initiate Moai Ra'e and following the path to membership in the F.O.M. then you must meet us in person. Have a look at these upcoming events including the first ever Ohana Luau at the Lake which is sure to be an epic experience. more »