Aloha!

We have received very sad news from the F.O.M. Test Labs this afternoon.

The Test Labs Clone Team reports that the last of the Timmy Line of clones has died. Details are still being investigated, but initial reports indicate he was working with the new experimental Hyper-Concentrated-Lime-Juice just before the incident. The rest of the details are being withheld until the investigation is completed.

It is the end of an era within the Test Labs... the Timmy's were the first line of clones produced by the F.O.M. and they were wonderful. They would get inside of anything we asked them to, they would eat or drink anything handed to them and they never screamed. Well, not much at least. Well, there is that one time... but we won't bring that up here.

In the official initial pre-report on the incident the Test Labs supervisor on duty said: "Man, I'm really bummed out about this. Do you have any idea how much fun I had screaming 'We're going to need another Timmy!!!' at the end of most of the experiments?"

Fun indeed. So tonight raise a toast to what many believe was the best of the clones ever to come out of the F.O.M. Test Labs!

If anyone would like more details, or just to give any of the guys in the Lab a hug, you can use the usual channels of communication. (Dial 55 and then 2 after the second tone on the blue phone for those that are still learning their way around.)

We'll miss you, Timmys,

—Tagata Maori Rogorogo