Aloha!

The staff at Ipu Ki is always trying to get information from the Temporal Recovery Division at the F.O.M. Test Labs but they keep scheduling appointments with us for one week ago! It all seems like some elaborate joke.

Very little is known about this division of the Labs, the only information they release is a timeline of events but some of them don't seem to have ever happened.

So imagine our surprise when a memo arrived from the Labs with a video disc attached announcing the suspension of "all temporal experiments" following the "untethering of temporal space."

No we don't know what that means either. The video doesn't really help, see if you can figure it out.

Keep the torches burning,

—Tagata Maori Rogorogo