Breaking News from the F.O.M. Test Labs

Aloha,

We never know if the boys down at the F.O.M. Test Labs are being serious with us. They call the Ipu Ki bungalow with all sorts of weird ideas and always in the middle of the night.

But this latest call seems more serious or at least the screams in the background make it seem that way.

What we know here in the bungalow is that alarms have been activated at the F.O.M. Test Labs headquarters at this time. Currently, the nature of the emergency is unknown. There are also reports of Zombie Suppression Units in the field abandoning active hunts to return to base and those guys never want to come to the office.

Additional staff are en route to the labs wearing improvised body armor and carrying cattle prods at this time. (Bargoyle, please return the ones you borrowed for your “dates," cleaner this time.)

We will let you all know what is going on as soon as we have more information.

Keep the torches burning,

—Tagata Maori Rogorogo

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