Sally Sightings

Aloha! The F.O.M. Test Labs really have screwed up this time. Reports of Sally sightings are pouring in from all over the country. Comments posted on Facebook seem to indicate she is certainly a Test Labs creation as she has been seen buying liquor and… more »

Sally is on the loose!

Aloha! The Ipu Ki staff is on the job tracking Sally, an escaped clone designed for Bargoyle. Sally, a.k.a. Experiment 19F-DOLL, has mutated into a highly capable zombie following an accident in the F.O.M. Test Labs. This just in! Sally has been… more »

Gumbo Limbo Chapter Celebrates Founding

Aloha, Those wacky kids down in South Florida are celebrating the fourth anniversary of the founding of the Gumbo Limbo Chapter of the Fraternal Order of Moai. Well known for their love of animals and cardboard watercraft the Gumbos are also legendary… more »

The True Nature of the F.O.M. Test Labs Emergency

Aloha, Information has stopped coming from the F.O.M. Test Labs following a blanket denial from the Safety Division that any incident has even occurred. The they also said something about making Bargoyle angry. But Ipu Ki staff have realized that… more »

Ohana Luau at the Lake 2011 announces band lineup

Aloha! Our field reporters are out chasing down the latest news from the F.O.M. Test Labs but meanwhile back here at the Ipu Ki news hut we are starting to get announcements from Lake George revealing the Ohana Luau at the Lake 2011 entertainment bill.… more »
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