Sally Sightings


The F.O.M. Test Labs really have screwed up this time. Reports of Sally sightings are pouring in from all over the country. Comments posted on Facebook seem to indicate she is certainly a Test Labs creation as she has been seen buying liquor and on at least one occasion, was responsible for the theft of vast quantities of alcohol and fatty snack foods. Like creators, like daughter/zombie we suppose.

This only increases concern about Sally. Besides her propensity for killing the public, she has clearly crossed the line in that she seems committed to consuming booze and fatty food. In many cases, these are the sole nourishment of many in the F.O.M. This obviously cannot be tolerated.

Should you see Sally, please contact the F.O.M. Test Labs so they can dispatch additional Zombie Suppression Units to the appropriate area of the country.

We here at Ipu Ki will continue to keep you updated with Sally news as we learn of it.

Keep the torches burning,

—Tagata Maori Rogorogo

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