Groundhog Attack on FOM


Ipu Ki has learned that genetically enhanced groundhogs, using Groundhog Day celebrations as a distraction, have staged a cyber attack on the Fraternal Order of Moai web site, successfully blocking access to the world famous Huimalu forums.

Rumors that the outage was the result of a spilled Mai-Tai, like the last 25 service outages were, have proved to be false.

F.O.M. Test Labs staff are responding to the attack and expect to have things under control soon. Please have a cocktail and relax while you wait.

Keep the Torches Burning,

—Tagata Maori Rogorogo

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