The law of unintended consequences... aim to cure drunkenness and instead cure scurvy. more »

The F.O.M. Test Labs has announced a purchase of the M1B Rocket Propelled Chainsaw weapons system. Terms of the deal were not disclosed. more »

The Fellowship has separated again following the conclusion of our first national convention. To taua na Moai! more »

Hear the call and gather. ja/tf/dfb. more »

This month is Zombie Awareness Month so take a moment to ask your friends if they are prepared to deal with the zombie threat. more »

The deadline for registering and buying tickets for the national convention is June 2nd so act now. Register by May 5th and get a surprise gift!—Tagata Maori Rogorogo more »

The Order has reached a major milestone as we prepare for our national convention this summer. more »

Registration is now open for the Fraternal Order of Moai National Convention. more »

We really have no idea what this memo means. Really. more »

Room crawl? Check.Cocktail contest? Check.Tiki vendors? Check.Killer music? Check.Giant outdoor pig roast? Check.Polynesian show? Check.All systems go!Tickets for Ohana go on sale Monday, February 22 at 10:00 a.m. Eastern.… more »

Whatever you call it, the last decade had one thing going for it. Booze. more »

The Fraternal Order of Moai was founded on January 1, 2005. POM FIE! more »

Even the dirt on Rapu Nui has mysteries. more »

FOMCON... coming soon! more »

The masked mechanics of mayhem... Go! Tsunami. more »