The Fraternal Order of Moai, Inc. has been granted tax exempt status as a 501(c)(10) Domestic Fraternal Society by the United States Internal Revenue Service. more »

Western Union Telegram: Associated PressStart: Tom, that zombie-chasing nutcase is drunk again and sent me this, we gotta get that guy into rehab or start drinking what he is :StopFaithful readers, you should not be disappointed, because Ipu Ki… more »

FOM Test Labs staff appear to be sober for a change also and sources within the test labs report they have been retraining the zombie suppression unit with updated procedures, drink recipes, and a Portal 2 tournament. more »

Reports of Sally sightings are pouring in from all over the country! more »

Ipu Ki is on the job, and has learned that Sally, the recently escaped zombie clone originally intended to be Bargoyle's Saturday night squeeze, has been sighted. Apparently, she wandered into a taping of "The Walking Dead" in Southern Atlanta without b… more »

The Gumbo Limbo Chapter celebrates four years of memories. more »

Something strange is going on the F.O.M. Test Labs this week. more »

Breaking News news from the F.O.M. Test Labs or another practical joke? more »

The Fraternal Order of Moai was founded on January 1, 2005. POM FIE! more »

The law of unintended consequences... aim to cure drunkenness and instead cure scurvy. more »

The F.O.M. Test Labs has announced a purchase of the M1B Rocket Propelled Chainsaw weapons system. Terms of the deal were not disclosed. more »

The Fellowship has separated again following the conclusion of our first national convention. To taua na Moai! more »

Hear the call and gather. ja/tf/dfb. more »

This month is Zombie Awareness Month so take a moment to ask your friends if they are prepared to deal with the zombie threat. more »

The deadline for registering and buying tickets for the national convention is June 2nd so act now. Register by May 5th and get a surprise gift!—Tagata Maori Rogorogo more »