Sally is on the loose!

Aloha! The Ipu Ki staff is on the job tracking Sally, an escaped clone designed for Bargoyle. Sally, a.k.a. Experiment 19F-DOLL, has mutated into a highly capable zombie following an accident in the F.O.M. Test Labs. This just in! Sally has been… more »

Gumbo Limbo Chapter Celebrates Founding

Aloha, Those wacky kids down in South Florida are celebrating the fourth anniversary of the founding of the Gumbo Limbo Chapter of the Fraternal Order of Moai. Well known for their love of animals and cardboard watercraft the Gumbos are also legendary… more »

More Breaking News from the F.O.M. Test Labs

Aloha, The staff at the F.O.M. Test Labs have been calling in a lot this week, they seem to think we have nothing better to do here at Ipu Ki. From what we can tell off-duty staff have reached the lab headquarters and are investigating an incident… more »

Breaking News from the F.O.M. Test Labs

Aloha, We never know if the boys down at the F.O.M. Test Labs are being serious with us. They call the Ipu Ki bungalow with all sorts of weird ideas and always in the middle of the night. But this latest call seems more serious or at least the screams… more »

Moai Celebrate Sixth Poreko

Aloha! The Fraternal Order of Moai was founded in Columbus, Ohio, six years ago today on January 1, 2005. In the darkness a torch was lit and in the light of that torch was a circle of faces which founded the Fellowship. That circle continues to grow… more »

Vernon's Orders

Aloha, Two hundred and seventy years ago Admiral Edward "Old Grog" Vernon issued his infamous Order to Captains No. 349 on August 21st, 1740. His goal was to improve health and reduce drunkenness aboard ships of the Royal Navy so he ordered that every… more »

F.O.M. Test Labs acquires M1B

Aloha, The F.O.M. Test Labs puts a great deal of resources into combating the zombie menace here on Earth and this includes weapons development of course. But in a rare move the Test Labs have approved an outside purchase of the new M1B Rocket… more »

F.O.M. holds National Convention

Aloha, Last month the Fellows of the Fraternal Order of Moai gathered for the first time at a national convention. Representatives were sent by every chapter of the Order and many of the Moai Tungane were summoned by the Matu'u. Tagata A'o KukuAhu and… more »

Notice to All Fellow Moai

It is time. Hatu unuga ni'o! more »

May is Zombie Awareness Month

Aloha, Thanks to the folks over at the Zombie Research Society word is spreading about the zombie threat and this month is Zombie Awareness Month so take a moment to ask your friends if they are prepared. And be sure to let them know the threat is real… more »

Notice To All Fellow Moai

The deadline for registering and buying tickets for the national convention is June 2nd so act now. Register by May 5th and get a surprise gift! —Tagata Maori Rogorogo more »

F.O.M. Inc.

Sound the conch and light the torches! We are very excited to announce that the Fraternal Order of Moai is now an Ohio non-profit corporation. Ok, we know what you're thinking, "first a mission statement and now incorporation? What happened to just… more »

Notice To All Fellow Moai

Registration is open. —Tagata Maori Rogorogo more »

F.O.M. Test Labs announces suspension of temporal experiments

Aloha! The staff at Ipu Ki is always trying to get information from the Temporal Recovery Division at the F.O.M. Test Labs but they keep scheduling appointments with us for one week ago! It all seems like some elaborate joke. Very little is known… more »

Ohana 2010 tickets on sale now!

Room crawl? Check. Cocktail contest? Check. Tiki vendors? Check. Killer music? Check. Giant outdoor pig roast? Check. Polynesian show? Check. All systems go! Tickets for Ohana go on sale Monday, February 22 at 10:00 a.m. Eastern. We are capping… more »


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