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 Post subject: I do declare!
PostPosted: Tue Mar 30, 2021 12:29 am 
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Joined: Mon Mar 29, 2021 11:48 pm
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Location: The Lava Lounge
Personal Statement: Keep Calm and Drink Rum
Greetings All!

It is "I" your Tiki Padre, your Bishop of Bicarbonate, your Seeker of Truths and your Missionary of Mai Tai!

I wish to declare my intentions to further my studies in the way of Tiki!

Please set me on a path of righteousness! (the state of being right, -not the brothers)

Mahalo!

:fez:

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 Post subject: Re: I do declare!
PostPosted: Tue Mar 30, 2021 8:33 am 
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Location: Ft Lauderdale, FL
AloooooHaaa Bishop! Welcome to port.
Where do you hail from??

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 Post subject: Re: I do declare!
PostPosted: Tue Mar 30, 2021 2:17 pm 
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Joined: Mon Jul 07, 2014 5:07 pm
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Location: Washington, DC
Aloha--many of us do consider rum to be a religious experience.


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 Post subject: Re: I do declare!
PostPosted: Wed Mar 31, 2021 12:16 am 
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Brothers and Sisters,

I come from the The West's Most Western Town, Scottsdale, Arizona. Where there truly is a "dry heat". The advantage to that is that we are always thirsty, and inevitably leads to a visit to one of our fine Tiki bar establishments. Did someone say UnderTow? (can I get an Amen?)

I am fortunate enough to have some woodworking skills and secret knowledge of the ages to have produced my own backyard Tiki bar. It was an inner island of safety in this past year of Covid. I am slowly discovering new drink recipes, and am always amazed at the different flavor combinations. I have also suddenly discovered that I have many friends that I didn't know I had! hallelujah!

I leave you with this gem...

How do cannibals freshen their breath?
Men toes.


Monsignor Tiki

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 Post subject: Re: I do declare!
PostPosted: Wed Mar 31, 2021 4:13 pm 
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Location: Indianapolis, IN
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Alooooooooooooohahahaha, Monsignor. Glad to see another of the cloth or shall I say bar napkin....

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 Post subject: Re: I do declare!
PostPosted: Wed Mar 31, 2021 4:47 pm 
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Personal Statement: Keep Calm and Drink Rum
Bless you Rev Dan!

I'd like to buy everyone on the forum today a drink! Bartender, give me one Mai Tai and 85 straws!

:lol:

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 Post subject: Re: I do declare!
PostPosted: Fri Apr 02, 2021 1:44 pm 
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Location: Xalapa, VER (México)
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Ahola and a most hearty welcome, Rum Reverend, Bishop of Bourbon, Priest of Peychaud's!


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 Post subject: Re: I do declare!
PostPosted: Fri Apr 02, 2021 3:03 pm 
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Mayor,

Thank you for the welcome!

I forgot to mention, I also am a "Deacon of Debauchery".

:drunk:

I bid you adieu...


I was sitting drinking coffee in my slippers this morning, when I thought to myself...
I really need to wash some mugs.

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